So you think you can sleep in a bed…
…You lie down and think “Oh YES! A BED! My feet are not hanging off the end of the chaise. I could sleep on my side!”…and then the stitches say “Let us irritate your throat. Let us make you cough. Let us make you choke.” And then the boyfriend says “Urmph” as he turns over away from coughing girlfriend. And coughing girlfriend says “sorry” and goes back out to chaise where she gets figity and decides to post a blog entry.
I miss my bed.