Only 6 Eating Hours Left!
Today, Christmas Day, December 25, 2007. I ate my last hamburger (grilled by Court with grilled onions, crumbled blue cheese, jalapenos buried in the burger for a little kick, and yummy barbecue sauce). I also had tater tots. mmm.
Now I am going to eat a Ma Bell (Queen of Everything) cookie, drink some cola (dentist Dr. Steve says it would be a bad idea to drink that with my jaw wired shut), take an Airborne (bit of a sore throat eek!), and raid the fridge. I’m not actually hungry, but maybe I will just shove things in my mouth for the sake of opening my mouth and chewing them… That sounds wasteful, but if Court isn’t going to eat it (most likely), it will taunt me until it goes bad, so I may as well partially eat it, right?
I weigh in today at a massive 158 lbs. Woah Baby! That’s just obscene! I’m not recommending or even really chosing the broken jaw weight loss program, but I will not be upset if it works.
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